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Post by Riu on Sun May 20, 2012 11:27 am

Well I just got on Facebook and found out Tanner D***** is "in a relationship with" Sarah W******** (all last names are removed to protect identity, not that I think any of you are going to stalk them or anything.) Now, Tanner is my future husband even though he doesn't know it yet, so this is clearly a problem. The solution? I brutally murder Sarah. Who wants to help?
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Post by Rose_Lida on Sun May 20, 2012 12:41 pm

I will have no part of this! ...Unless I can use a battle axe somehow. Can I?
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Post by Riu on Sun May 20, 2012 1:14 pm

That sounds perfect.
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Post by Rose_Lida on Sun May 20, 2012 10:05 pm

YAY! It's slaughter time! *Laughs evilly*
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Post by Ema Skye on Sun May 20, 2012 10:31 pm

I've got you back Riu... WITH FIRE I WILL BURN THIS BITCH TO THE GROUD

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Post by NS on Mon May 21, 2012 8:21 pm

I'LL DISTRACT HER WITH MY MANLY CHARMS! THEN YOU CAN TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO CHEER HIM UP, TURN HIM GAY AND MARRY HIM. Then I'll punch her in the face and run away DO IT DO IT DO IT

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Post by Riu on Mon May 21, 2012 9:14 pm

All excellent suggestions.

My preferred method would be to make her swallow a bomb, but apparently that isn't very well accepted in today's society.

So Haley, the most awesome person I know ever, suggested digging a tunnel through the center of the Earth to Korea then using a vacuum to suck her down it and get rid of her by sending her to Korea. Which is and idea I quite like.
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Post by NS on Tue May 22, 2012 8:35 pm

Riu wrote:My preferred method would be to make her swallow a bomb, but apparently that isn't very well accepted in today's society.
Or possible

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Post by Ema Skye on Tue May 22, 2012 10:47 pm

No it's entirely possible, it would just have to be a small bomb :D

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Post by Rose_Lida on Tue May 22, 2012 11:10 pm

Well, I could kill her with my battle axe, then she'll turn into a ghost. Once she turns into a ghost, you could vacuum her up with the Poltergeist 5000, the best ghost sucker yet! And then you could throw it into the ocean.
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Post by Ema Skye on Tue May 22, 2012 11:12 pm

Yeah, I think we've got this covered Riu :D

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Post by NS on Fri May 25, 2012 9:10 pm

It's funny how she has no idea this is going on

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Post by Riu on Fri May 25, 2012 10:35 pm

Yeah, I've never even met the bitch... BUT SHE IS MY RIVAL ANYWAYS
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Post by NS on Sat May 26, 2012 9:35 am



RIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!

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Re: Sarah W******** Must Die

Post by Crooked on Sat May 26, 2012 9:58 am

-stalks up Tanner-
Oh my.

-stalks up Sarah-
Oh my God.

Don't kill her, she looks so nice.
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Post by Riu on Sat May 26, 2012 10:43 am

No Crooked, she is evil. And that had better be a good oh my.

NS wrote:

RIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!
EXACTLY LIKE THAT


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Post by NS on Sat May 26, 2012 7:34 pm

Nice as in friendly or nice as in pretty?

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Post by Crooked on Sat May 26, 2012 9:25 pm

Well she's very pretty, and I suppose she looks friendly as well but she could easily be a bitch, I dunno.

MAYBE I'LL ADD TANNER AS A FRIEND AND ASK HIM A LOT OF CREEPY QUESTIONS ABOUT HER
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Post by Riu on Sat May 26, 2012 10:44 pm

Crooked wrote:Well she's very pretty, and I suppose she looks friendly as well but she could easily be a bitch, I dunno.

MAYBE I'LL ADD TANNER AS A FRIEND AND ASK HIM A LOT OF CREEPY QUESTIONS ABOUT HER
Please don't.
I refuse to answer all of the strange questions that would follow.
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Post by NS on Tue May 29, 2012 8:31 am

Pretend you're her 'other' boyfriend, maybe he'd dump her and Riu can be there to comfort him

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Post by NS on Tue May 29, 2012 8:32 am

In a skirt

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