IT'S 2012 YOU CUNTS

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Post by Crooked on Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:59 am

So what if this year is just as crappy as the rest of them. BE EXCITED FOR AT LEAST FOUR SECONDS.

I TOTALLY DRANK SOME REALLY GIRLY BEER
maybe
AND MY DOG FARTED MAYBE SEVEN HUNDRED TIMES
LORD DID IT FUCKING SMELL

So my dad's girlfriend's cousin came over, along with her cousin's boyfriend and some other girl who's either her friend or her cousin (?) (three people total came over, two girls and a guy, okay), we watched my dad's girlfriend's daughter play Wipeout on the Kinect, we watched some live shows hosted by Ryan Seacrest in NYC and all the female celebrities' boobs are ridiculous, and we went over to a neighbor's party but it was really shitty and boring, so we came back, discussed hermaphrodites (and my dad's girlfriend actually told us that she went onto youporn and looked it up; they totally forgot I was in the room), watched the ball drop, all the adults swore about stuff for a few minutes, and everyone sort of collapsed into bed. Except me.

That was my New Year's, and it was really warm and fuzzy and I kind of loved it.

SOMEONE ELSE CELEBRATE WITH ME SO I DON'T LOOK LIKE A TOTAL LOSERSPAZ.
please?
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Post by NS on Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:12 pm

Happy new year!

Sounds good. We all went out to my uncle's restaurant with a bunch of the extended family and some neighbours and shizz, food was nice but I got a bit bored since I don't dance and didn't like a lot of the music

Now I'm shattered so I'm gonna give up on homework and play Virtua Fighter 5. Going to my grandma's to see family again in an hour

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Post by Ema Skye on Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:22 pm

Yeah, I had a bunch of champagne and then went to a strip club because my friend is a stripper. I wasnt going to go but them my entire group of friends was going so now I can say I did that I guess.

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Post by Riu on Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:34 pm

Crooked was completely drunk when I called him at 3.

Also, YOU HAVE A STRIPPER FRIEND?
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Post by Crooked on Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:42 pm

Riu wrote:Crooked was completely drunk when I called him at 3.
Don't lie to the nice people.
Riu wrote:Also, YOU HAVE A STRIPPER FRIEND?
YEAH, WHAT IS THIS.
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Post by Ema Skye on Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:49 pm

Hahaha I bet you were Crooked! That's okay I was too at some point last night :P

And yeah I have a stripper friend. I had two stripper friends not all that long ago, but then one of them quit.

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Post by Riu on Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:15 pm

I only had Apple juice.

YAY strippers
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Post by NS on Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:42 pm

Your stripper frond is badass

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Post by Ema Skye on Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:59 pm

Dude she is. That girl can dance!

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