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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:40 pm

It was an insult actually.

. . .

And your second post cracked me up.
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Re: Omegle

Post by NS on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:46 pm

Thought it'd be a good addition. Goodnight!

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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:07 pm

Totally got a gay 23-year-old married man from Sweden. He sounds like he popped out of a romantic comedy. This is one of the best conversations I've had, by Omegle's standards.

Yes, he did most of the talking.

WARNING: the fluffiest fluff to have ever been fluffed. I was probably trolled, but laskjdflasdkjfasdf I don't even know. The hopeless romantic within me was D'awwing too much for me to care.

Also this conversation is very long.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

Stranger: this place sucks

You: doesn't it

Stranger: its boring

Stranger: and ppl close my window

You: thats too bad

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: u must be british

You: Nope.

You: American.

Stranger: cool

Stranger: :D

You: Nice try.

Stranger: how old are u

Stranger: american-human?

You: 16.

Stranger: i am 23

You: In human years.

Stranger: i am 23 in swedish years

You: That's nice.

Stranger: i am swede

Stranger: im erik

Stranger: and u?

You: Crooked

Stranger: u are crooked?

Stranger: hehe

You: Yep.

Stranger: hahaha nice name

You: Thanks. I like it too.

Stranger: ur last name is Crippled?

Stranger: :D

You: Nope

You: That would sound weird.

Stranger: Crooked Cripple like american cereal

Stranger: :D

Stranger: ok ok

You: Nobody would eat a cereal like that.

Stranger: so u belong to a gang?

Stranger: :D

You: No, no gangs here.

Stranger: oh why

Stranger: all american high schooools

You: They're mostly in cities.

Stranger: i wanna be in an american high school and be a jock

Stranger: and prank the nerds

Stranger: :)

You: I don't think jocks actually do that.

You: Well, sometimes they do.

Stranger: i play soccer

Stranger: i can prank the nerds

You: Are there no swedish jocks?

Stranger: yeah yeah

Stranger: i am sporty

Stranger: but i am already 23 and married

Stranger: so haha i wont go to

You: Oh, that's nice.

Stranger: high school

Stranger: i married a NERD

Stranger: lol

Stranger: :)

You: Would you prank her?

Stranger: him*

Stranger: i used to

Stranger: prank him

You: All in good fun.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i was popular and soccer player

Stranger: and he was a nerd from sciencie class

You: Lucky him.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: nah

Stranger: both lucky

Stranger: i guess

You: Lol, that's sweet.

Stranger: :)

You: Sounds like you have quite the life.

Stranger: crooked is male or female?

You: Male

Stranger: cool

Stranger: well

Stranger: its ok

Stranger: i am translator

You: Oh, cool.

You: How many languages?

Stranger: 5

You: Nice.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: wanna learn some?

Stranger: languages?

You: I'm going for Japanese right now.

Stranger: oh cool

Stranger: my best friend

Stranger: is a japanese teacher

You: Lucky

Stranger: mm seems like u dont enjoy life there?

Stranger: :S

You: No, I do.

Stranger: oh cool

Stranger: dating and stuff?

Stranger: :P

You: Ha, not really.

You: I'm too busy drowning in work.

Stranger: dating is cool!

Stranger: :O amazing

You: It looks cool.

Stranger: have u been on a date?ç

Stranger: dance at school

You: No. D:

You: There was a dance once, but everybody got sick.

Stranger: hahaha

You: And half the classes were empty for the rest of the week.

Stranger: u like girls or guys?

You: Guys

You: Hence "Crooked"

You: :P

Stranger: ?

Stranger: i dont get that

You: Crooked can mean "not straight"

Stranger: oh yeah but

Stranger: not in that sense

Stranger: i would say

Stranger: hehe

You: That's the fun of it.

Stranger: well

Stranger: one day

Stranger: one guy will ask u out :d

Stranger: to the dance

Stranger: :P

You: Psh, optimism. I'll have none of it.

Stranger: one of those

Stranger: football players

Stranger: :P

You: We'll see.

Stranger: no, those are dumb... i was dumb

You: Really.

You: You don't seem dumb.

Stranger: not now

Stranger: but back then

Stranger: i just fell in love

Stranger: with a nerd

Stranger: lol

Stranger: but i was mean

You: Ugh, I'm such a cold-hearted asshole and you're making me squee.

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: u are cold hearted

Stranger: oh

You: Not too much.

Stranger: :)

Stranger: dating sometimes

Stranger: is boring

Stranger: cause when u just want sex and they talk and talk

Stranger: lol

Stranger: its bad

You: Oh wow.

Stranger: but when u meet the right person

Stranger: and u prank him and then rescue him

Stranger: lol

You: That seems to have worked wonders for you.

Stranger: :O i had to bag

Stranger: beg*

Stranger: haha

Stranger: its hard to be gay where u live?

You: I don't really know.

You: My friends and family are fine with it.

Stranger: cool

Stranger: are u

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: femenine?

You: Not at all.

Stranger: nice

Stranger: that will get u lots of guys

You: Sure it will. xD

Stranger: hahha

Stranger: yeah yeah

Stranger: be a soccer player and be gay too

Stranger: thats hard

You: I bet it is.

You: Good thing I don't do sports. B)

Stranger: but my mates where ok cause i would kick their asses

Stranger: lol

You: At least you had that over them.

Stranger: were ok*

Stranger: yeah yeah

Stranger: only bad thing was

Stranger: GIRLS

You: EW GET THEM AWAY

Stranger: they are so mmmm pushy

You: Girls are awesome as friends though.

Stranger: girls are very

Stranger: mmmm

Stranger: insistent

You: Sometimes.

Stranger: they dont understand

Stranger: and "fall" in love

Stranger: so u have to break their hears

Stranger: ts*

Stranger: but its ok i guess

You: They shouldn't take it personally.

Stranger: they get depressed

Stranger: and bla bla girly

Stranger: and bla bla gay stuff feelings

You: Did you have any girl friends?

Stranger: friends

Stranger: yeah

You: Yeah.

Stranger: i have

Stranger: but

Stranger: they wouldnt drink as much

Stranger: and burp and puke

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so not many

You: Right, 'cause that's what matters. :P

Stranger: hhahaa

Stranger: u know

Stranger: guys stuff

Stranger: ok, my husband doesnt like burps

Stranger: lol

Stranger: but its ok

You: Burps? That's not so bad.

Stranger: i think its COOL

You: Well maybe not "cool."

Stranger: hahaha and u can say words

You: Tolerable.

Stranger: when u burp

You: Yeah, most guys do that.

Stranger: hell ya

Stranger: :D

Stranger: well i am some normal guy

Stranger: mmm regular burp-guy

Stranger: so

Stranger: girls wanna shop

You: Shopping is fun, when it's for video games.

Stranger: yeah!!

Stranger: need for speed

Stranger: my husband is chemist

Stranger: he is nerdy

Stranger: still nerd

You: Figures.

You: Do you do anything besides translating?

Stranger: i am soccer trainer

Stranger: and i sometimes teach german

You: Wow. You both pretty much stayed your path.

Stranger: kinda yeah

Stranger: but i went to translation school

Stranger: didnt stay as JOCK

Stranger: lol

You: Now you're coaching Little Jocks.

Stranger: i am just 23 not OLD

Stranger: hahaha but they wont prank on gay nerds

Stranger: lol

You: You sure about that?

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: no

You: That's the beauty of it.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: the good thing

Stranger: about getting married

Stranger: is that

Stranger: u dont have to date that much

Stranger: u can play more videogames

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and have more sex at home

You: That sounds about right.

Stranger: so what kind of guys

Stranger: do u like?_

You: I have my target on a short blond guy. He's new.

Stranger: oh

Stranger: shorties :P

You: xD

Stranger: nice

You: It's cute.

Stranger: blond here is boring hehe

Stranger: we are most of us blond

You: Blond here is mostly fake.

Stranger: yaeh

Stranger: and he is gay?

Stranger: the new one

Stranger: ?

You: No idea.

Stranger: kiss him

You: But I think we're at least friends.

Stranger: steel a kiss

You: I totally will.

Stranger: steal*

Stranger: will u ? hahah cool

Stranger: what if he says : what are u doing?

You: I don't know, he might punch me. :P

Stranger: but he is short

Stranger: and small

You: I'll pretend I was sleepwalking.

Stranger: i would say "shut up u nerd"

Stranger: lol

You: I don't know what he is.

Stranger: or i will punch u

Stranger: :D hahaha

You: That might work.

Stranger: i dont think so

Stranger: hahah

You: Of course not. The fluff is getting to my head.

Stranger: buy him a can of soda

Stranger: and then

Stranger: u touch is hair

Stranger: and thats it

Stranger: his hair*

You: He should buy me a soda. I'm pret-ty cheap.

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: u are cheap?

You: Yup.

Stranger: but u are the one who's interested

Stranger: cheap guys get no sex

Stranger: lol

You: Yeah, but I don't go buying stuff for potential dates.

Stranger: its a can of soda

Stranger: tell ur dad

You: xD

Stranger: dad gimme me money

Stranger: i wanna

Stranger: buy someone a can of soda so i can get laid

Stranger: lol

You: Something tells me that wouldn't work out so well.

Stranger: if my husband read thiiiiiiis lol

You: I'm totally showing this to my friends.

You: As long as you don't mind.

Stranger: cool

Stranger: its ok

You: 'Cause you're pretty awesome, by Omegle's standards.

Stranger: thanks!

Stranger: like... advices from a

Stranger: jock?

You: Ugh

Stranger: :D

You: Your story is so fluffy

Stranger: well

Stranger: it was very "romantic"

Stranger: me and my friends used to prank this nerd

Stranger: and he was very cute

Stranger: all skinny and

Stranger: i liked him

Stranger: so one day

Stranger: i

Stranger: stood up for him

Stranger: and bought him a can of soda

Stranger: lol

You: God, stop. My heart is melting.

Stranger: and then i sit down with him

Stranger: and tell him

Stranger: I am sorry

Stranger: we are mean

Stranger: u dont deserve this

Stranger: and

Stranger: he was reluctant

Stranger: or scared

Stranger: or excited idk

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so i touched his hair

Stranger: and asked his number

Stranger: hahaha

You: lkjasldfhasldifhalsdkjflaskdfj

You: -dies of fluff overdose-

Stranger: no kiss

Stranger: no kiss

Stranger: and then

Stranger: i texted him

Stranger: "whatcha doing 2morrow?"

Stranger: and he was like "studying"

Stranger: and avoided me

Stranger: :O

Stranger: till then he liked me

Stranger: :P

Stranger: and then kiss

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: :D

You: I'm dead over here. Dead dead dead.

Stranger: i never asked "are u gay"?

Stranger: i was playing confident

You: And it worked.

You: Like whoa.

Stranger: cause i was used to be confident, but he rejected me

Stranger: no one rejected me

Stranger: ever

You: Oh dear.

Stranger: but he was not interested on

Stranger: looks or wtver

Stranger: i had to be a good guy

Stranger: :)

You: I see.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: u can do it

Stranger: buy the can

Stranger: of soda

Stranger: lol

Stranger: DO NOt buy one for u too

Stranger: just ONE for him

You: I'll see how that goes.

Stranger: nice

Stranger: i think ill be a good dad

Stranger: lol

You: You totally will.

Stranger: mmm if we have a girl

Stranger: i will

Stranger: PUNCH

You: xD

Stranger: the guys

You: No way.

Stranger: i know what guys want

Stranger: lol

You: It would be easier to raise a boy, but either one will probably be worthwhile.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: mmm both are ok

Stranger: maybe 2 :D

You: Sure.

Stranger: i want him to be a nerd

Stranger: or her

Stranger: :P

You: How funny would that be?

Stranger: cool

Stranger: nerdy is better i guess

You: It totally is.

Stranger: or artist

Stranger: :D

You: Oh, yes.

Stranger: like u

You: A writer or a drawer.

Stranger: yeah

You: What, me?

Stranger: drawer

Stranger: no?

You: More of a writer.

Stranger: nice me too

You: Secret writer. :D

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: i write too

Stranger: i got my husband with my writting

Stranger: lol

Stranger: not with my abs

Stranger: no worth at all

Stranger: lol

You: Too bad.

Stranger: no

Stranger: better off

Stranger: it was better like that

Stranger: :o maybe give a chance to a jock :P

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: :D

Stranger: good

Stranger: look i gotta go

Stranger: i'm cooking dinner

Stranger: for nerdy :P

You: Mmmkay.

You: Oh God, you cook too.

Stranger: well we switch

You: Phew.

Stranger: it will be pasta

Stranger: not very wow

Stranger: but

You: Good enough.

Stranger: its ok :)

Stranger: see ya crooked

You: Bye!

Stranger: u can do it :D

Stranger: Get ur guy

You: Thanks. I'll try.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:31 pm

Ugh. The usage of "u" in lieu of "you" just killed the hopeless romantic side of me.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:47 pm

I spit on your romantic side.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:53 pm

You've done that before; I don't mind.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:04 pm

You suck. I'm off to feast on a baby to make up for all the love I've been feeling.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Ema Skye on Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:17 am

I don't go for ~romantic~ stuff or whatever, but god damn, troll or not that was adorable.

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Re: Omegle

Post by NS on Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:11 am

What's wrong with nerds? *Shakes fist*

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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:08 pm

NS wrote:What's wrong with nerds? *Shakes fist*

I'll be your jock if you'll be my nerd. Even though I'm too thin to participate in any existing sport.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:05 am

I'll be the awkward third wheel nerd.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Ema Skye on Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:08 am

I'll be the crazy nerd that nobody knows what to do about! Oh wait I already do that

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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:39 am

What, you're all nerds now? That's not fair.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:42 am

We should just have a nerd orgy together.
I call NS.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:47 am

First one to touch his bed wins his soul.

-is already sneaking into his country-
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:49 am

Bitch, I'm already in it.
You're welcome to join us though, because, unlike you, I'm not a selfish bastard who doesn't know how to share.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:51 am

Wait, I have my secret target. I'll just swing by and steal NS later.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:52 am

Whatever.
Blonds are ugly, you can have him.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:54 am

Yay~
Enjoy your imaginary rape fest.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:59 am

I'm making that be the next chapter of THUG news.
Gang bang.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:00 am

You are not.
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Post by Riu on Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:20 am

I think I might.
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Re: Omegle

Post by NS on Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:44 pm

Crooked wrote:First one to touch his bed wins his soul.

-is already sneaking into his country-
Actually I'm on my bed right now so my soul is mine (how do you like that, Shang Tsung?)

Riu wrote:Whatever.
Blonds are ugly, you can have him.
You know my hair's brown, right?

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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:26 pm

NS wrote:You know my hair's brown, right?

I didn't. -writes down-

And he was referring to my target. Not you; the other one.
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Post by Riu on Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:55 pm

NS wrote:
Riu wrote:Whatever.
Blonds are ugly, you can have him.
You know my hair's brown, right?
I was referring to the guy Crooked is trying to rape. You're all mine though.
I prefer brunets anyways. ;3
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