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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:07 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What is the closest star to the earth
You: The Sun
You: :/
Stranger: haha really?
You: ...Yes...
You: Please don't tell me you didn't know that.
Stranger: oh okay...
You: That's like.... 6th grade science.
Stranger: i didn't pay much attention then though
You: I weep for the future of humanity.
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:09 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What's a fire and why does it...oh what's the word....burn?
You: When's it my turn?
You: WOULDN'T I LOVE
Stranger: becuase of a chemical exothermic reaction
You: LOVE TO EXPLORE THAT SHORE UP ABOVE
You: OUT OF THE SEA
You: WISH I COULD BE
You: PART OF THAT
You: WOOOOOOOOORRRRRLD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Ema Skye on Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:25 pm

Both of those are brilliant. I love how bitchy you are in most of them.

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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:27 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Colors that end in "urple"
You: purple
Stranger: murple
You: shlurple
Stranger: glurple
You: MAUVE
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Re: Omegle

Post by Ema Skye on Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:29 pm

Ahahah you troll

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Re: Omegle

Post by NS on Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:08 am

Haha that's all amazing, but the dinosaur is brilliant XD

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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:27 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Yes
Stranger: oh okay.
You: Wondrous.
Stranger: thanks.
You: You're most welcome.
Stranger: but seriously.
Stranger: asl?
You: I just told you, Yes.
Stranger: no no, what are they? not do you have them?
You: "Asl" are letters of the alphabet. The modern English alphabet originated from the Phoenician alphabet. Does this help?
Stranger: okay, let me ask normally.
Stranger: how old are you, are you a dude or a chick, and where the hell you live?
You: Those are rather creepy questions to be asking a stranger over the internet.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:36 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Knock knock who's there? next thing you know your pregnant regardless whether your a boy or a girl.... what the frying pan are you going to do
You: My pregnant what?
You: Also, you'RE missing a question mark.
Stranger: Nice! Spell fail, faggot!!
You: F-A-I-L.
You: There, I spelled it for you.
Stranger: I was referring to the asked of the question, of course
Stranger: Asker
You: "Spell fail" can only be interpreted as a complete sentence if it is a command. Otherwise it's a fragment.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:54 pm

Riu wrote:You: Those are rather creepy questions to be asking a stranger over the internet.

Look who's talking.

You're terrible to other people.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:05 pm

Oh goodness. I'm having the longest, most fun one ever right now!
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:16 pm

"That's what she said" jokes aside, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:24 pm


This is it thus far:"


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi lemme see ya cawkk
Stranger: jk
You: I didn't understand a word after "hi".
Stranger: l0lzzzZZ
Stranger: oh ok do you not speak english
Stranger: sound it out stupid
You: I do, but I question whether you do or not.
Stranger: clearly i do
Stranger: im speaking it
You: Oh, I apologize. "See" was spelled correctly as well.
Stranger: yeah im not retarded
You: There are no less than 24 grammatical mistakes in what you've said thus far.
You: You may want to rethink that statement.
Stranger: k thats because i have swag unlike you, trying to act like the fucking grammar police or something jesus chill the fuck out
You: Wow. That must have bumped the count up to at least 30.
Stranger: oh wow you're wicked cool
You: 31 actually.
Stranger: go be a fucking teacher or something
You: 36 now.
You: Let's see how high it goes!
Stranger: let's see how much more bitchier you can get!
Stranger: FUN GAME
You: I'm impressed you got "you
You: **"you're" right actually.
You: I apologize for that, I hit enter too early.
Stranger: Yeah I'm not fucking retarded I know proper English I just don't always use it.
You: 39 now. I'm assuming the caps lock on "FUN GAME" was for emphasis, so I didn't count that as one. You're welcome.
Stranger: Suck my dick
You: 43. now
You: 43 now.
You: Sorry.
Stranger: ok I understood you the first time
You: (Even that sentence where you tried to use "Proper" English was dramatically wrong in punctuation.)
You: 46.
You: You put 3 independent clauses all right next to each other with absolutely no punctuation in-between.
Stranger: that's cool because I wasn't trying in the sentence I was just telling you. Haha but okay take off some more points, I don't give a fuck.
Stranger: If I wanted a grammar lesson I'd be in school right now
You: 50. I think. The grammar of "because I wasn't trying in the sentence I was just telling you" is iffy.
You: That last one was right! Only you didn't punctuate.
You: 51.
You: Also, I think you were trying to use proper grammar in that one sentence, as it was the first time you actually put an apostrophe in "I'm."
Stranger: You're a bitch, but I bet that's not the first time you've heard that one!
You: That was right!
You: Good job!
You: See? You can learn.
You: It isn't the first time. I take bitch as a compliment though~!
Stranger: You don't even type perfect either, haha. You've made a couple mistakes in this conversation too.
You: I'm sure I have.
Stranger: And like I said I've known proper English all along
You: 52. **PerfectLY.
You: 53.
You: You were doing so well...
Stranger: Shitty.
You: That's a fragment. 54.
Stranger: goo meee almost to 100
You: 58. You're barely over half-way.
Stranger: half way is 50, and i'm gonna be over 60 after i enter this sentance, which is clearly half way ahhaha retard
You: 64. I fail to see what part of that makes me slow. 58 most certainly qualifies as "barely over half-way" and when you said that you're almost to 100 you were only at 54.
Stranger: which is still over 50
You: Hence my usage of "barely over" rather than "You're only half-way." 66.
You: 67 actually.
Stranger: ok whatever you sayy
Stranger: 70?
You: 71.
You: "Ok" isn't a word. It's an abbreviation for "okay." The proper way to write the abbreviation is "O.K."
Stranger: O.K.
You: Good.
Stranger: Good isn't a complete sentence.
Stranger: "Good"**
You: Oooh, and so the apprentice becomes the master.
Stranger: "Oooh" is not a word.
You: Onomatopoeia qualifies in my opinion. "Good" was used as an interjection, and therefore it can stand on its own and have a period.
Stranger: Well your opinion is wrong.
You: Not grammatically incorrect, but certainly logically so.
You: By the way, are you as entertained by this as I am, or are you actually really pissed?
Stranger: A little bit of both.
You: 72. That's not a complete sentence.
You: Oh god, I am such a bitch aren't I?
Stranger: si
Stranger: just me switching to spanish
You: Tú hablas español?
Stranger: hahaha omg I can never win
You: Oh, y setenta y cinco.
You: Ahora, setenta y ocho.
Stranger: Chuparme la polla
You: *ChupAme la polla. Informal commands in Spanish conjugate to third person singular; you left it in the infinitive form. 79.
Stranger: Oh amigo bien.
You: *Bueno. Bien es un adverbio, y bueno es un adjectivo. Ochenta. VEINTE MÁS!
Stranger: Parli italiano?
You: I'm afraid not.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:30 pm

It's nice seeing your bitchiness in action. With someone else.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:43 pm

Fuck
I accidentally disconnected.
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Re: Omegle

Post by NS on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:16 pm

I was laughing so hard reading through that whole thing, hahahahahaha XD

You're really good at English by the way, keep it up

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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:19 pm

Riu's flirting with a girl now. A bi girl. Eat your heart out, NS.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:21 pm

XDDDD

AND SHE'S ENGLISH

SO SHE'S IN YOUR AREA
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Re: Omegle

Post by NS on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:29 pm

WHOEVER SHE IS SHE SOUNDS COOL

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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:30 pm

OH SORRY. THE SERVER GOT DISCONNECTED OR SOMETHING AND THE CONVERSATION WAS SHUT OFF
I GUESS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHO SHE IS.
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Re: Omegle

Post by NS on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:31 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Meh she was probably on the other side of the country anyway

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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:32 pm

Oh well. Sucks for her.

At least you have us. :]
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Post by NS on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:36 pm

Yep. Except I'm going to bed after a couple of songs.

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Re: Omegle

Post by NS on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:36 pm

Alone.

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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:36 pm

Strumpet.
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Re: Omegle

Post by NS on Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:37 pm

I'm just guessing here. Does that stand for sex trumpet?

I don't even want to know *steps away from you and Riu*

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