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Re: Omegle

Post by Ema Skye on Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:24 pm

Oh my god the first one was hilarious.

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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:45 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
hello dearie ^u^ how are yoU today?
You: Okay, I suppose.
Stranger: ..............................................................................................................sigh...
You: What is up with the capitalization in that sentence though?
Stranger: My mom died today
You: Oh my, I'm sorry to hear that.
Stranger: It's okay. I killed her
You: Ah.
Stranger: Yeah...
Stranger: uh
Stranger: shit.
You: :/
You: Y'know. You aren't funny.
Stranger: I'm not trying to be.
Stranger: My mom wasn't funny either.
Stranger: I solved that problem though.
You: You kill your mother and the first thing you do is go on Omegle?
You: I doubt it.
Stranger: Omegle is a fucked up place.
You: You're someone who has honestly nothing better to do than be an idiot in front of strangers on the internet.
You: And it's just pathetic.
You: Not funny.
You: Good day to you.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:45 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are u
Stranger: ??/:)
You: Um, alright I suppose. And you?
Stranger: fine thanks
Stranger: where
Stranger: u from
Stranger: ?
You: Earth. And you?
Stranger: hhaha
Stranger: funny
Stranger: -.-
You: Indeed.
Stranger: jep
You: Sorry, but I don't feel inclined to share my hometown with a stranger.
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: i ask the country
Stranger: but by the answer
Stranger: i know u are from usa
You: And based off your English skills I would be tempted to say that you are from a non-native English speaking country. Or you're American, because only Americans are stupid enough to not know how to speak their own language properly.
Stranger: shhahha
Stranger: hahahahah
You: (That was a hyperbole, there are plenty of people stupid enough to not speak their on language properly)
Stranger: u know that there are lots of americans
Stranger: north and south
Stranger: and the americans that dont know good english
Stranger: are form south
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: u sir arent smart
You: Really? I know plenty of idiots from the north.
Stranger: whell
Stranger: im not north american
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: i dont like them
You: And you can hardly base my intelligence off of 5 minutes of conversation.
You: So not from Northern US? Or not from the continent of North America?
Stranger: whell
Stranger: u are making the more stupid mistake
Stranger: of sayin american
Stranger: for people of the usa
Stranger: and
Stranger: america
Stranger: is a very big therm
Stranger: so
Stranger: im not usa
Stranger: not north american
You: American is usually understood as meaning from the USA. There is no real other term to describe them, anyways, not one I know of.
You: Where are you from then?
Stranger: hahaha
You: I'm curious.
Stranger: nop
Stranger: there are proper terms
Stranger: north americans
Stranger: or
Stranger: form the usa
Stranger: etc....
Stranger: that are proper terms
Stranger: so u sir are wrong again
You: There is no singular word that can be applied to a person born in the United States of America other than American, not in English anyways. Of course I know you can say, "From the USA" or other similar statements, but what I was referring to was a singular adjective to describe them. (For example, if some on is from Japan, they are Japanese. If they are from Mexico, Mexican. For the USA, the most commonly accepted term is "American")
You: And where are you from? Can I have a hint at least?
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: men
Stranger: north americans dude
Stranger: come on!!!
Stranger: thats the therm
Stranger: just admit u wrong
Stranger: god!
You: Perhaps I'm ignorant of other cultures, but isn't "North American" just about as vague as "American"? I mean, that could imply the USA, Canada, or Mexico, and really any Central American state.
Stranger: mexico
Stranger: sentral america
You: Is this actually a term used where you are?
Stranger: canada already aplays a part close to the poles
Stranger: so it gets out a generalisation of therm
Stranger: so
Stranger: when u say americans
Stranger: u are refering
Stranger: to
Stranger: south
Stranger: sentral
Stranger: and north
Stranger: so
Stranger: i just say that cause the term america
Stranger: stays after worlf war too
Stranger: cause
Stranger: amercan people ( refering to all continets partisipate)
Stranger: and chose english as primary language
Stranger: to comunicate
You: I'm starting to suspect you are suffering from brain damage, or you're just a troll. Both options only make me pity you.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:53 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Favourite book?
You: At the moment?
You: Probably Animal Farm, but only because I just finished it.
Stranger: :O
You: It was quite good.
Stranger: OMG.
Stranger: I'M READING THAT!
You: Reading?
Stranger: AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PUT "THE BOOK IM CURRENTLY READING"
You: It took you more than one sitting to get through it?
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:52 pm

You're so condescending on Omegle. And you get the stupidest strangers.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:55 pm

I only go on there to make myself feel smarter than the person I'm speaking to
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:06 am

Well it's hard to judge when the majority of them are stupid on purpose.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:08 am

It still makes me feel self-righteous.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:13 am

Well at least it's easy and free.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:21 am

That's what she said.


AND I"M TALKING WITH A GAY GEEK AND WERE TALKING ABOUT THE ORIGINAL DS AND ITS AWESOME
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:36 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
how do you feel about lesbians?
Stranger: they are lesbians!!!
You: They're pretty cool.
Stranger: they keep lesbianing
You: I have a couple lesbian friends, and they're pretty awesome.
Stranger: who doesn't?
You: I'm male and gay, so I'm not turned on by them though, if that's what you were asking
Stranger: oh, me too
You: Male and gay?
Stranger: yes
You: Cool, it's fairly rare to meet someone else on here who isn't just a loser straight male looking for females to cyber.
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: do you roleplay?
Stranger: cyber-sex!!!111one!
You: Oh gosh, for a second there I thought you were serious. xD
Stranger: actually I'm not really gay
You: Then why, pray tell, did you say you were?
You: It seems a pointless lie to tell.
Stranger: I'm gay, but I'm too forever alone to my sexual orientation be relevant
You: ...You are contradicting yourself massively...
Stranger: why?
You: First you said you were gay, then you said you weren't, and finally you said you were again? I'm sorry?
Stranger: I said "I'm not really gay", emphasis on really
You: Oh, I see. Sorry, emphases are hard to determine via text.
You: I personally am pretty gay.
Stranger: congratulations
You: My favorite past-time is hitting on my straight friends.
You: It's very funny.
Stranger: my favorite past time is video-games, because, as I said, I'm too forever alone
You: That's fun too. Such as?
Stranger: the games I play are not really famous
Stranger: anyway, I've just played europa universalis III
You: *Googles* Ooh, history, I like.
Stranger: it is a strategy game, but it is a little more deep than the normal ones
You: That's really cool. Were the first two good as well?
Stranger: I don't know, I've never played the first and the second just briefly
You: Ah, I see. I personally just finished the game 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors. Which is actually a Visual Novel, but whatever.
Stranger: never heard about it
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/999:_Nine_Hours,_Nine_Persons,_Nine_Doors
Stranger: and I was playing an old kirby in my 3ds yesterday
You: It's for the DS. A plot somewhat similar to Saw.
You: What Kirby>
You: ?
Stranger: amazing mirror
You: Oh, I've never actually played that one. I did play Squeak Squad for the DS. I still love it for the sole reason that the plot revolves around Kirby trying to get cake.
Stranger: I've played the one for DS too, but N64 is my personal favorite
You: As in Kirby and the Crystal Shards?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: loved that game
You: I used to love that as a kid! I never fully beat it though.
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: now that my DS is ruined and I have no more a flash card the games I play have been reduced drastically (damn pirates)
You: The copy I had was used, and already had a game file where all the levels where unlocked, but he hadn't gotten all the shards yet. Despite my hardest efforts, I never found them all.
Stranger: oh fuck the shards
Stranger: there was one I couldn't reach
Stranger: damn you shard several meters up
You: XD
You: I still love that game though. My favorite power was the fire sword.
You: Anyways, how did your DS get ruined?
Stranger: I really liked the fridge
You: YES THE FRIDGE
Stranger: he was so old and felt
Stranger: then I had to buy a 3DS
Stranger: still love my red fat ds
You: THE OLD CLASSIC ONES? YESSSSS. I still have my blue one, and I would still use it, except after I got a DSi (bad bad bad move on my part, it was all gimmick really), I lost the charger for it.
Stranger: yep, fat FTW
You: I love those to no end. At one point I lost the original stylus and had to use a pen cap instead.
You: I loved that pen cap.
Stranger: I will try to fix the screen one day haha
Stranger: also, it let me play my fucking pokemon ruby
You: XD
You: I miss being able to play Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga. Another videogame I never managed to beat.
Stranger: I've never played those
You: They're pretty fun.
You: I love Paper Mario the best as far as Mario RPGs go though.
Stranger: as a kid I wasn't really good rpg, since I needed to read english, and I didn't know english back in the days
Stranger: at rpg*
You: Oh, where are you from?
Stranger: brazil, where video-games are fucking overpriced and I have to import everything
You: Hoh mah gawd. Are you really hot then?
You: All Brazilians are supposed to be hot.
Stranger: haha, not I'm actually ugly :(
You: It's a rule.
You: And I'm sure you're not.
Stranger: you would be sure if you saw me
Stranger: anyway there are plenty of ugly brazilians
You: XD. No one's as ugly as they make themselves out to be.
Stranger: ugly or not, still forever alone
You: Go out and find someone to fuck! JUST GET THE HOTTEST PERSON YOU SEE, GRAB THEM BY THE SHIRTCOLLAR AND DEMAND SEX
Stranger: I CAN'T THINK A REASON WHY NOT TO DO IT!
You: YEAH
You: GO DO IT
Stranger: OF COURSE, I WILL GO RIGHT NOW, I'M LEAVING, BYE!!!
Stranger: not really, please don't disconnect
You: XD
You: Okay.
You: What's Brazil like anyways?
You: There are hot guys there, right
You: ?
You: RIGHT?
You: DON'T LET MY DREAMS DIE, MAN
Stranger: not really, just average
You: T_T
Stranger: I guess we are darker than americans
You: Dark can be sexy. And accents are too.
Stranger: not me, I'm pale
You: So there's that.
Stranger: I'm trying to get rid of my accent
You: Oh, stop being mean to yourself! I'm sure you're fine.
You: AND ACCENTS ARE SEXY
Stranger: not when people are misprononciating things and you can't understand them
You: Oh. Well.
You: Yes, but if it's not too thick, it's sexy.
Stranger: I can't hear the difference between full and fool :(
You: They are pretty similar I suppose.
Stranger: just giving an idea of my accent
You: There's of an Uhhhl sound in full, and ooooohl in fool.
Stranger: you just repeated the letter and add a hl
You: Well.
You: Yeah.
You: I don't know phonetics, so it's hard to type what I mean.
Stranger: if you knew phonetics it wouldn't help, wikipedia at least didn't
You: But at least it's not Chinese. In Chinese there are basically 100 different homophones for any single word.
Stranger: in chinese there are scary things
You: Many scary things.
Stranger: that they call alphabet
You: So in Brazil they speak Portuguese, right?
Stranger: yes, not spanish
You: I knew that, at least. I'm actually learning Spanish.
Stranger: and everyone is hot and wear swimsuit all day
You: I KNEW IT
Stranger: yes, specially here, 1000km away from a beach
You: TIGHT REVEALING SPEEDOS
Stranger: ALL THE TIME!!
You: WITH THICK, BULGING CROTCHES
You: *drools*
Stranger: yes, it's my school's uniform
You: I'm moving there. It's official.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:37 am

Well, I know where you're going this summer.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:38 am

YOu'RE COMING TOO
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:59 am

I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT

I'M PACKING RIGHT NOW
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:01 am

WOOO
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Re: Omegle

Post by Ema Skye on Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:14 pm

Pfffffft DO IT RIU
GET IN HIS PANTS

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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:10 pm

WHOSE?
THE BRAZILIAN OR TREY'S
HOW ABOUT BOTH
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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:28 pm

WHOOPS I'M IN JAPAN
YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE DO WITHOUT ME
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:54 pm

FUCK YOU
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Re: Omegle

Post by NS on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:25 pm

Hahaha that conversation was hilarious. Yeah, Aliucon was saying how expensive games are in Brazil... damn

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Re: Omegle

Post by Ema Skye on Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:00 pm

You can take that however you want to Riu.

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Re: Omegle

Post by Ema Skye on Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:00 pm

Why do I feel like that sounded dirty =/

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Re: Omegle

Post by Crooked on Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:22 pm

Because you pointed it out and now it cannot be forgotten.

Also, he really can't take it however he wants it.
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Re: Omegle

Post by Riu on Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:45 pm

I take it... UP TEH BUTT
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Re: Omegle

Post by NS on Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:18 pm

Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge

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