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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by SNK on Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:51 am

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend once.

Friend: Drove around town yesterday, and I almost hit a badger.
Me: Really!?
Friend: Thank god I didn't, I hear they're a bitch to hit. Supposedly they cling onto the tires and destroy the whole front in the process.
Me: Wow, that's brutal.
Friend: For my car, yes.
Me: I meant the badger.
Friend: It's worse for me, because I won't have a car anymore.
Me: It's worse for the badger, because IT WON'T BE ALIVE ANYMORE, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN THAT?
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:33 pm

Pfffff, these people... no sympathy XD

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:54 pm

Me: I have no boobs. I'm flat-chested. I'm an A-cup
Friend: A-
Me: I was thinking of saying that, except that would mean they would go inwards
Friend: In fact, A---------------
Me: OH GOSH IT WOULD COME OUT OF MY BACK. I bet there's a fetish for that somewhere in this world >.<
Friend: You have a fetish for backboobs
Me: NO. Piggybacks would be awkward. Not that I'm big enough to give anyone a piggyback
Friend: This is making me giggle
Me: GOOD. That's what I like to hear. Now mount me.
Friend: That sounds wrong!
Me: Ohhh yes. Or do you mean... right? ;D My backboobs are made for mounting
Friend: YOU CAN BE A NEW ROCK CLIMBER
Me: Does that mean there's two gaping tunnels where my breasts SHOULD be? And if you put your hands through them you can control my backboobs like puppets?
Friend: Then it's like riding a car. So then you can drive me to England!
Me: YES. That image I just had. Of you hopping on my front (not in a sexual way) and driving me (not in a sexual way), and I'm running BACKWARDS, and you steer me with the puppet breasts. THAT WAS A WEIRD IMAGE. And it's hard to describe it without sounding VERY dirty
Friend: I'M CRYING
Me: I don't think anyone in the world has had this conversation before

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:52 pm

.....
XD
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Aliucon on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:27 am

...What is that? xD
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Post by Ema Skye on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:47 am

Oh my god that conversation I love it.

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:59 pm

Aliucon wrote:...What is that? xD
By troll, I meant this kind of troll



She set you up, man! XD

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Aliucon on Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:00 pm

Ah, I know. xD
I was actually saying "...What is that?" to your own unique conversation. As in, "what the heck were you on when you wrote that with your friend?". xD
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:06 pm

Oh XD But yeah it was indeed unique... but that makes for the best conversations.

RIGHT, EMA?

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by SNK on Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:58 pm

If I was there, I would probably note that if you would REALLY have your boobs go inwards so much, you would at LEAST need sice D---------------, A is not that much you know.

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:08 pm

NS wrote:Oh XD But yeah it was indeed unique... but that makes for the best conversations.

RIGHT, EMA?
Right indeed broterpie. And that's a car.

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:31 pm

SNK has a point.

And Ema... you made me laugh out loud XD

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:50 am

I try.

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:22 pm

So I got Crooked to finally play Phoenix Wright.
Here are some of his thoughts.

"Who is this woman, and why is she not wearing a bra?"
Three guesses who he was talking about.

"Obviously Phoenix is attracted to this girl, but it's in first person view, so I'm not comfortable with this."

*passport is added to the court record*
"*singsong* The passport~!"

*I'm watching him play the game via FaceTime*
*the game asks him a question*
"Which will I choose.... *singsong gleefully* Cliffhanger~!"

Him: Objection!
Me: that was a nice objection, you sounded like Mia's from the third game.
Him: Oh, she lives?
Me: ....Did you think she died?
Him: I thought her chest was so heavy she trips.
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Crooked on Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:35 pm

Riu wrote:So I got Crooked to finally play Phoenix Wright.
Here are some of his thoughts.

"Who is this woman, and why is she not wearing a bra?"
Three guesses who he was talking about.

"Obviously Phoenix is attracted to this girl, but it's in first person view, so I'm not comfortable with this."

*passport is added to the court record*
"*singsong* The passport~!"

*I'm watching him play the game via FaceTime*
*the game asks him a question*
"Which will I choose.... *singsong gleefully* Cliffhanger~!"

Him: Objection!
Me: that was a nice objection, you sounded like Mia's from the third game.
Him: Oh, she lives?
Me: ....Did you think she died?
Him: I thought her chest was so heavy she trips and cracks her head open.

Fixed. Don't forget the head cracking.
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:48 pm

Riu wrote:
"Who is this woman, and why is she not wearing a bra?"
Three guesses who he was talking about.
EDGEWORTH

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Aliucon on Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:21 am

Riu wrote:"Who is this woman, and why is she not wearing a bra?"
Three guesses who he was talking about.

Cindy Stone, I'm sure.
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:49 am

Ema Skye wrote:
Riu wrote:
"Who is this woman, and why is she not wearing a bra?"
Three guesses who he was talking about.
EDGEWORTH
SO CLOSE
BUT NO
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:28 pm

Ema Skye wrote:
Riu wrote:
"Who is this woman, and why is she not wearing a bra?"
Three guesses who he was talking about.
EDGEWORTH
Frankly, I think Grossberg needs a bra more than Mia
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:11 am

Oh god truth.

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:55 pm

Grossberg in a bra

I am cry

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:33 pm

Jordan: You whore!
Kasha: It's not nice to be a hypocrite Jordan!

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:05 pm

Hahahahahaha nice comeback!

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Post by NS on Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:43 pm

I'm proud of what I said in English class. But you'll need to know this first...
Suffix: A morpheme added at the end of a word to form a derivative, e.g., -ation, -fy, -ing, -itis.

Y: What's a suffix again?
M: Your mum's a suffix
Me: I added your mum to the end of my dick
Everyone: ..............................
M: ...That was actually really good
A: Yeah it was... I didn't expect that from you
*Everyone on table bursts out laughing*

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:31 pm

In response to my last one, this happened just now...

Me: I knew you were going to say that. PREDICTABLE.
Sister: Your mum's predictable
Me: I predicted your mum would be underneath me

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