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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:56 pm

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:25 pm

Ema Skye wrote:That is a weird ass cake thar

So I was talking to Clart and Kenny and I meant to tell Kenny to get his mind out of the gutter. Instead I sent it to Clare on accident so I was like
"OH NOT YOU
YOUR MIND IS FINE WHERE IT IS."
And Clare goes "Actually I was reading pronz"
FFF
I don't know Clare, but I love her anyways XD
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by SNK on Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:47 am

Nintendosaiyan wrote:Cousin: What kind of cake is it?
Aunty: Go and have a look
Uncle: BASTARD CAKE
Everyone: Whaaaaat?
Uncle: BASTAR CAKE. THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED IN CYPRUS
Aunty: Bastar...?
Other aunty: That sounds rude in English!

Asshole cake.

Speaking of asshole, it reminds me of when me and a friend was playing Pong on atari (don't ask, please don't ask) and all of a sudden, his piece grows and covers the entire part of his screen. Thus I said
"Now what's this, asshole pong?"

You guys might not find it funny, but it made him laugh. A lot.




Also



Me and another friend were talking about the the next Twilight movie, Breaking dawn.
Him: "It's gonna be so terrible I'm gonna see it in the theatres."
Me: "You're gonna be the only straight guy there."
Him: "Well, sten+kruka=disaster and my brother is gonna see it together..."
Me: "I said STRAIGHT."

Once again, not too hilarious, but damn did we laugh. And yes, I removed SKD's real name.
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by SNK on Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:51 am

Riu wrote:
NEXT YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND TELL ME I'M GAY
I thought you were bi. Bleh, whatever.
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:51 pm

SNK wrote:...and all of a sudden, his piece grows...
O_O;






(And Riu went from straight to bi to gay)

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:14 pm

^When was I ever straight? xD
Nintendosaiyan wrote:
SNK wrote:...and all of a sudden, his piece grows...
O_O;
XDDDDDDD
I totally read that wrong too, I was like
"IT COVERED THE WHOLE SCREEEN!?! FFFFUUUUCKK~ I WANNA MEET YOUR FRIEND!"
But then I was like
"...oh.... :/"
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:41 pm

^Bahahaha

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:58 pm

Ffff
Now I'm horny
...
but I just came ;_;
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:12 am

^ Story of my life

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:33 am

v.v
Regrettable
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:46 pm

BACK ON TOPIC

Me: I know lots of Trivia, for example: Dolphins and Humans are the only species that have sex for pleasure
Friend-from-a-different-forum: Wow! Someday we may have Humophins... or Dolpumans!
Me: I didn't mean with each other! XD
Friend: Yes you did. Don't lie, lying is a no-no.
Me: HOLY SHIT! I just googled "dolphin sex", apparently dolphin have penises that are 10-14 inches! 0_0 CHANGED MY MIND, DOLPHIN INTERBREEDING IS A GOOD IDEA~ (What do you mean breeding a male with a male wouldn't do any good?)

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by SNK on Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:10 am

Riu wrote:Ffff
Now I'm horny
...
but I just came ;_;
Hate it when that happens.

As for the dolphin part, I thought you liked swans.
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:09 pm

SWANS DON'T HAVE 14 INCH PENISES
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:09 pm

THEY COULD IF YOU GENETICALLY ENGINEERED THEM

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:16 pm

....
THIS IS KINDA AWKWARD
CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:23 pm

Riu wrote:Ffff
Now I'm horny
...
but I just came ;_;
Since when could guys still be horny after coming? Unless they're having sex or something

Ema Skye wrote:^ Story of my life
See, this makes more sense, freakin' multiple orgasm whores >.<

ALSO THE DOLPHUMAN CONVERSATION IS AMAZING XD

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Re: Epic Quotes

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:34 pm

I see you've been paying attention in psych class

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:25 pm

Nintendosaiyan wrote:
Riu wrote:Ffff
Now I'm horny
...
but I just came ;_;
Since when could guys still be horny after coming? Unless they're having sex or something
That's the annoying thing >.<
Cumming twice in a row hurts my balls ;_;
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:36 pm

Mine too, son. Mine too...








And F YEAH PSYCHOLOGY RULES

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:42 am

I'm walking weirdly because there a huge amount of snow and I don't want to get my pants wet
Melody: You look like a Nazi high stepping it
Me: Well then I hope the neighbors aren't Jewish
Melody: I'M JEWISH
Me: Oh yeah. Well then don't look

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:30 am

XDD
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by SNK on Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:24 am

Riu wrote:
Nintendosaiyan wrote:
Riu wrote:Ffff
Now I'm horny
...
but I just came ;_;
Since when could guys still be horny after coming? Unless they're having sex or something
That's the annoying thing >.<
Cumming twice in a row hurts my balls ;_;
Wait for about 20 minutes.

I have also tried to pick a quote from MST3K to put here, but then I'd be here all night.

For now, have this quote, while we're at the topic on nazis:
This quote is the meaning of my existence:
"We're gonna be doing one thing and one thing only....

KILLIN' NAZIS!"
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:01 pm

INGLOURIOUS BASTERS RIGHT?

One of my all time favorite movies!

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:31 pm

This is just Teran being Teran and possibly high at the time

Clare: Why are you so tired today Teran huh? WHAT WERE YOU UP TO LAST NIGHT
Teran: I MEET THIS HOOKER AND SHE WAS GIVING ME HEAD AND I WAS LIKE "BITCH UR DOIN IT WRONG" SO I BIT HER HEAD OFF LIKE A PRAYING MANTIS AND HAD HER YOUNG

There was just like a moment of silence and then me and Clare bursted out laughing.

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