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Post by Ema Skye on Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:40 am

Wait why didn't you have school today?
I don't have school today because I only go on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:00 pm

SNOW

And y u no guess?
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Marisa on Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:35 pm

There was no school today, and chances are its not going to be tomorrow either~

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Marisa on Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:47 pm

....Well, I was wrong. ^^'

Didn't get as bad as they thought.

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Post by Ema Skye on Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:44 pm

OKAY RIU WAS IT TREY

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:04 pm

So me and my friends play this game in the car called boner. The rules are whenever you see a Jeep Wrangler you yell boner and whoever yells it first wins. It's kind of like slugbug but cooler.

Me and Melody: BONER!

Me: dammit we yelled it at the same time

Melody: IT'S A DOUBLE BONER ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Me: I think that's the worst mental image I've had in my entire life.

And then later Melody was playing with my phone

Me: Quit touching my BONER

Melody: ...ew

Me: I SAW A WRANGLER OKAY I HAD TO YELL IT

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:14 am

XDDDD
That's the best game ever

Ema Skye wrote:OKAY RIU WAS IT TREY
WRO-
Okay, you're right
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:45 am

EVERY SINGLE QUOTE THAT'S COME UP SINCE MY LAST POST HAS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OH MAN *FALCON PUNCHES A BABY*

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Post by NS on Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:17 pm

Me: Eww I just threw up in my mouth...
Dad: Better than throwing up in someone else's mouth

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:46 pm

^depends on who's mouth you're throwing up into

Me and Melody playing the boner game again

Melody: BON- oh wait it' just an imitation boner
Me: IT'S VIAGRA!

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Post by Riu on Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:11 am

OH MY GOD XDDDD

I love your friends Ema!
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:39 pm

Ema Skye wrote:^depends on who's mouth you're throwing up into
Kinky

Ema Skye wrote:Melody: BON- oh wait it' just an imitation boner
Me: IT'S VIAGRA!
HAHAHAHA XDDD OH GOSH

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:54 pm

Me: Wanna see this picture?
Frond: Sure
Me: http://kotaku.com/#!5559854/scary-drawing-lady-continues-with-scary-drawings below her photo. And look at the first comment
Frond: Oh god... that person is right

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Post by Ema Skye on Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:36 am

Ewwwww I hate them D:

Melody: I'm ambidextrous! I write with my left hand and do everything else with my right!
Me: Uh...
Melody: Yes EVERYTHING
Like pick my nose for example
Hobohozo: And penetrate your holes?
Melody: Of course! *sticks finger in ear*

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:18 am

..............
Ew

I'm the opposite way, I write with my right and do everything else with my left
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:24 pm

She could finger her... ear and do homework at the same time!

Aunty 1: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PUT SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL ON WITH YOUR 16 YEAR OLD NEPHEW THERE, JUST WAIT TILL I TELL HIS MUM (in a jokey way, she wasn't really angry XD)
Me: I wasnt even watching it properly
Aunty 2: Yeah he was on his computer............................. watching porn

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:54 pm

XD
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WERE YOU?
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:29 am

No she was joking XD

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:57 pm

SUUUUUURE
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SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:12 pm

Please, if I wanted to watch porn, I'd have looked at the TV screen ;D (Call Girl has kinky sex in it)

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Post by Ema Skye on Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:05 am

This happened while I was helping my supervisor Maria clean up in mens because there were shirts and ties all over the damn place.

Over the intercom: Danielle to intimates customer waiting.
Maria: JUST TELL THE CUSTOMER THAT SHIT IS WAY TO BIG FOR THE BRAS WE HAVE HERE AND THEN GET BACK OVER HERE

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Post by NS on Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:55 pm

...I did NOT get that at all, but it looks funny XD

"60% of the time, it works EVERY time!" (from Anchorman)

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Post by Ema Skye on Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:34 am

Uh Maria meant for me to tell the customer her boobs were to big for the bras we have so I could hurry back to mens to help.

On a side note, I've always thought your icon kind of looks like the guy is jizzing rainbows. I mean the way his hands are placed, and how the rainbow is coming from the direction of his crotch. I wonder if it's just me.

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:04 pm

That...

.........XDDDD OH GOSH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Post by Riu on Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:55 pm

Ohgod XDDD
That bra thing xDD


And I always thought it was fairly obvious that NS' avy IS jizzing rainbows :/
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