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Post by book of life on Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:51 am

"We'll flip a coin. Heads, I win, tails, you lose."
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Post by Ema Skye on Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:10 pm

That I love it BoL.
I could trick a good amount of my friends with that Muwahahaha

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Post by Riu on Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:29 pm

XD
That's always funny~
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:37 pm

Haha it's a classic. I love it in Friends too.

Also my cousin was in the room with me

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by WunderbarPhalanges on Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:17 am

So, this happened, really...

Me: *driving along... switching through radio stations*
Radio: ♫ Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down... never gonna run around and desert you...

MY CAR FUCKING RICKROLLED ME.

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:49 am

XDDDDDDDDD
That is the best thing evar
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by WunderbarPhalanges on Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:51 am

OMG, I know it was!
... at least I know people that find the entertainment in it. xD

I had to explain the whole Rick Rolling thing to Mom.
Caleb didn't find it all that amusing D:

... but Ema and I decided that my car, having no name, should be forevermore named Astley because of this event. xD

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:32 pm

YES
DO IT'
DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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Post by Ema Skye on Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:48 pm

Such a glorious name. It really is.

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:49 pm

XD
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:48 pm

LONG LIVE ASTLEY THE CAR

....And that's a CAR!

Uncle: He doesn't go out with his wife!
Mum: What's his wife's name?
Uncle: Lala
Me: He married a Teletubby?

My mum and my aunties laughed for about 10 minutes, then again later on. My uncle doesn't know what Teletubbies is, so he did not.

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:40 pm

Friend 1: Ahh, tea :D
Me: Ahh, Bisto
Friend 1: Ahh, Bovril
Me: Ahh, Marill
Friend 2: Ahh, barrel rolls
Me: XDDDD
Friend 2: DO A BARREL ROLL
Me: CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STARFOX
Friend 1: Baaa
Friend 2: *Gay elephant noises*
Me: Whaaa? XD
Friend 1: You 'eard

Very productive conversation

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:08 pm

XD
Oh my god, I'm convinced your second friend has seen this
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by NS on Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:10 pm

Yep, they both love YuGiOh Abridged and friend 2 also loves Marble Hornets. That explains it XD

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:13 pm

XDD
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:31 am

This just happened on facebitch and I cannot even


Tj: I kicked a baby for you in Dead Space
i kicked it into a fire

Me: you a true bro

Tj: then i turned around and it exploded
and i whispered
"that was for danielle" and put sunglasses on and walked away

Me: I think I am secretly Satan because I am laughing so hard right now
omfg

Tj: XD

Me: FUCK PHILOSOPHY HOMEWORK QUIT DISTRACTING ME HOW DID I EVEN GET ON FACEBITCH
GTHUEIHGEJISGJ

Tj: cuz of babies
dont worry ill kick them in their baby faces

Me: OH I KNOW HOW TO MOTIVATE MYSELF TO DO THIS HOMEWORK
I'LL JUST THINK
EVERYTIME I DO A PROBLEM
A BABBY GETS DROP KICKED INTO A FIRE
I CAN SO DO THIS
I'm a terrible human being

Tj: no u are awesome

Me: WOT
USUALLY YOU WOULD JUST AGREE WITH ME
YOU'RE NOT TJ ARE YOU

Tj: i only agree with you on your views against babies whilst playing dead space
OMG
THIS ONE TIME
I STEPPED ON A BABY
AND IT EXPLODED

Me: WHY
DO I NOT OWN THIS GAME

Tj: AND I GOT $400 FROM THE BABY

Me: FUCK YES

Tj: THAT BABY WAS BALLIN

Me:AHAHAHA

Tj: AND IT WASNT EVEN REGULAR
$
IT WAS SPACE MONEY
STOMPING BABIES = 400 SPACE MONIES

Me: IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE
I NEED AN X-BOX360
JUST SO I CAN DESTROY ALL BABBIES AND GET SPACE MONIES FOR IT

Tj:DREAM JOB

Me:FFFFFFFFFFFYES
I'M GONNA ASK IF WE CAN HAVE STOMP A BABBY DAY AT WORK
I'LL TELL MY BOSS ABOUT HOW WE'LL GET MONEY FOR IT

Tj:best idea

Me:I WILL GET SO MANY BROWNIE POINTS FOR THAT

Tj: have a baby stomping fund raiser

Me: omg
this conversation is just
We should start a babby stomping company bro

Tj: wed be rich

Me: Yes so rich
Like we'd be the next Bill Gates

Tj: BOL GOTOS

Me: It would be fucking epic

Tj: truth

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:10 am

What the...
xD
That's amazing really
CAN I BE PART OF YOUR BABY STOMPING COMPANY?

I can't remember the word-for-word conversation, but today in Spanish someone noticed my black eye and they were like "what happened!?"
So I told them that I slipped in the shower and hit my head
THEN EVERYONE IN THE CLASS DEMANDED TO KNOW THE STORY
And my teacher (who is really funny btw) asked how I hit my head
So I said it was on the toilet tank, which is right next to my shower. and then she got this really confused look on her face and was like, "Let me get this straight, you managed to slip in the shower, fall OUT of the shower, and hit your head on the toilet?"
<.< It annoys me how everyone reacts this way....

Oh and another one (this is a text convo btw):
Me: *poke*
....
Me: *Pooooooooke*

Trey: Go poke an eye

Me: *pokes your eye*

Trey: I have no eyes

Me: 0_0
Ummmm, *pokes your empty eye sockets* .....okay, eww, I just grossed myself out

Trey: You just lost a finger

Me: <.< What? How?

Trey: The thing that lives in my head was hungry

Me: ......your brain?

Trey: One of them has a mouth

Me: ....you have multiple brains?
...
One of which has a mouth?
0_o

Trey: Of course. All the cool people have two

Me: .....mmmmmm'kaaaaaaay.............
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:58 pm

OMFG I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS FUNNY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T TALK

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:04 pm

XD
I know, that's why I kept yelling at him!
He's much more fun via texts/PMs.
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:07 am

I SHOULD PRANK TEXT HIM
Oh wait I can't SOMEBODY blew my cover

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:59 am

SORRY
GEEZ

Here, use the name Muhammad and pretend to be a prophet or something
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:59 pm

But I'm already god

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:20 pm

FINE
PRETEND TO BE JESUS

Y u no at school?
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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Ema Skye on Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:10 pm

BUT I AM GOD
And because I didn't have school today

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Re: Epic Quotes

Post by Riu on Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:31 pm

ME neither!
YAAY~

I just had a full conversation with someone in morse code~
(3 guesses who xD)
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